An Accidentally in Love Series

TEXT ME ON TUESDAY

All is fair in love and texting...

Aimée Tompkins here. I've been trying to break into the catering world in the Big Apple for a whole year and have been hired exactly zero times.

So, when I get an email from an architecture firm offering me my dream gig, I go all-out to prepare the greatest lunch those Wall Street types have ever eaten. Everything must go smoothly.

Unfortunately, as soon as I get to the office, things go spectacularly off the rails. Apparently, I'm in violation of their crazy no perfume policy and am given new clothes that will never fit me. I'm then forced to shower in the boss's luxurious office bathroom (seriously, it's bigger than my apartment).

Just as I'm getting out of the shower, I hear a man's voice on the other side of the door. Wait. Did I forget to lock it?

Yes. yes, I did.

I don't manage to cover up in time and wind up sliding stark naked right into the arms of a tall, dark, and British hottie. Who incidentally, doesn't let go of me before he insults me.

Later that night his assistant, Byron, messages me. I make no bones about how much I hate his jerky kabillionaire boss, and just like that we strike up a friendship via text--sharing our deepest secrets. Only, it turns out, I'm not texting Byron at all. I've been texting Mr. Hot and Grumpy the entire time. OMG.

I really, really want to hate him. I should tell him where to shove his drafting pencil. Shouldn't I?

Book 2

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THE TEXT GOD

Text and you shall receive.

Jen Flanders here. Just another starving artist in New York City. I walk dogs for money, practice yoga for sanity, and hit up my friends at a local bakery to supplement my diet. Unfortunately, rent is due and I'm running out of cash.

After begging the universe for a sign that help is on the way, my phone pings with an incoming text.

GOD: You can do it; I believe in you!

Wait?! GOD is texting me?

I know it sounds crazy, but I'm so desperate, I'm willing to believe just about anything right now. So, I ask him for help.

On the first day of texting, he gets me a job that will keep me afloat. On the second day, he hooks me up with a killer wardrobe. And on the third, he agrees to meet me at a pub (in Hell's Kitchen, of all places), to discuss my future.

Only, it turns out GOD isn't a deity, but a divinely handsome lawyer named Gabriel Oliver Daily, who thinks he's been helping out his friend's little sister the entire time. He's the man of my dreams, but it's never going to happen between us because:

a) I'm a whack-a-doodle who thinks she's been texting the Lord himself, and, I don't know how to explain that to him.
b) He's got a serious girlfriend, and they're perfect for each other.

Although, I'm learning things aren't always as they appear.

Book 3

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TEXT WARS

May the text be with you...

I'm Serafina Lopez, and I'm an astrologer. No, not the airy-fairy type who wears long flowy skirts and enormous hoop earrings—you know, unless I want to. I'm an uber-serious businesswoman.

My popular lifestyle app, "Live for you Star Sign," is getting so big, I've just been asked to be a guest on New York's most-watched morning show. To say I'm thrilled would be the biggest understatement of all time. This TV segment is going to launch my career into the stratosphere.

Imagine my surprise when I show up on set to find out that I'm not the only guest. They've also invited astrophysicist Ben Williams from NASA to come on at the same time. (I'm not sure if you know this, but astrologers and rocket scientists aren't exactly sympatico.)

It's 100% hate at first sight (with maybe a tiny dose of lust thrown in—I'm not blind). Too bad he's a total jerk who slings insults at my career like a professional pie thrower. But I'm not one to sit back and take it.

Our explosive chemistry sets records for the network's viewing audience, which means we're asked to host a weekly segment...together.

Unable to turn down the career opportunity of a lifetime, I agree to work with Dr. Grumpy McGorgeous Nerd Pants. Unable to act maturely, we end up communicating by text instead of talking when we're off air (and sometimes on).

Just when I think it can't get any worse, the network sends us to Florida for a conference at the NASA Mothership. When we arrive, we find out we'll be stuck sharing the same hotel room for two long, hot Florida nights.

And that's when it happens. Somewhere in the haze of hating him, I wind up wanting him. But there's no way I can fall for someone who doesn't respect my beliefs.

Can I?

Book 4

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TEXT IN SHOW

It's a dog text dog world ...

My name is Autumn Jones, and I just completed my master’s degree in Sociology—or as my mom calls it, ‘people watching.’ My dream is to go to Columbia to get my PhD. The only problem is that I’m totally broke, and New York City is bonkers expensive

That’s why it’s a godsend when my older sister, Helen, offers to let me stay in her massive brownstone in Manhattan. Of course, the offer doesn’t come without strings. I have to help her coordinate the world’s most bizarre dog show. Seriously, it’s nuts.

I quickly find myself thrown into the crazy world of totally bored, highly competitive rich women who will do anything to win the coveted title of Best in Show for their pampered pooches.

The only bright spot might be working with Jack Campbell (seriously, he has to be America’s hottest veterinarian). He would totally be my dream man if it weren’t for one annoying thing: he treats me like gum he scraped off his shoe.
With my haughty sister breathing down my neck, and a high-strung poodle (Celine Dion, if you can believe it) following me everywhere I go, I don’t have time to worry about what bug crawled up Jack’s butt.

Except, let’s be honest, I am worrying about it because every time we’re together, I’m drawn to him like a tick to a dog’s hindleg. Just as the show is kicking off, I find out Jack’s secret and realize there’s been a horrible mix-up.

Could Jack and I have a future after all, or am I barking up the wrong tree?

Book 5

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MISTLE TEXT

Twas the text before Christmas…

Twenty-eight-year-old Holly Snow is the only mother her five-year-old niece remembers. Three years earlier, when her sister and brother-in-law were killed, Holly’s dream of becoming an international flight attendant was put on hold so she could be home for baby Faith.

Holly is doing everything she can to keep the rent paid, including working as an online travel agent, filing medical claims, and cleaning apartments in her building. When her friend Toni tells her that her boss needs someone to buy his Christmas gifts, she leaps at the opportunity.

Tall, dark and Scroogy, investment banker, Archibald Harrington is too busy to do his own Christmas shopping. When his assistant tells him she knows of a professional shopper, he happily checks another dreaded task off his holiday list. The last thing Archie is expecting is for his hired elf to text him insistently to find out more about the people on list.

The last thing Holly expects is to develop feelings for grumpy man who’s stealing her Christmas spirit.

Will there be a Holiday miracle, or will Holly and Archie miss their chance at love? Find out in the fifth installment of the Accidentally in Love Series.

Book 6

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